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Bertie is an office worker. They sit stiffly at their desk, typing rapidly with inhumanly long fingers. The job has shaped them poorly: they hunch toward the screen, their eyes bulge in its glow, and their seated position persists even when standing. In the corner of the computer, an eye watches them work. Bertie is counting down the minutes to their holiday.
Bertie is at the beach. They study an old photograph of themself, looking upright and spritely, and put on the exact same outfit, as if this might help. Relaxation proves awkward. The ocean does not accommodate their shape; the flat recliner refuses their curve. Bertie decides to intervene. They crack and crunch themselves back into a semblance of uprightedness. With a tear in their eye, they can finally begin to relax. They find a rock pool and test it with a toe. It is full of small sea creatures. In a sudden frenzy Bertie eats all of them. They recline in the rock pool, full-tummied, satisfied, and smiling.
Bertie is back at the office, still dressed for the beach. They are no longer cooperating with the logic of the “ergonomic” chair. A coworker tells them their outfit is inappropriate. Bertie says, “I know.” They turn on their computer. The screen’s glow reflects off of their sunglasses.
Bertie is an office worker. They sit stiffly at their desk, typing rapidly with inhumanly long fingers. The job has shaped them poorly: they hunch toward the screen, their eyes bulge in its glow, and their seated position persists even when standing. In the corner of the computer, an eye watches them work. Bertie is counting down the minutes to their holiday.
Bertie is at the beach. They study an old photograph of themself, looking upright and spritely, and put on the exact same outfit, as if this might help. Relaxation proves awkward. The ocean does not accommodate their shape; the flat recliner refuses their curve. Bertie decides to intervene. They crack and crunch themselves back into a semblance of uprightedness. With a tear in their eye, they can finally begin to relax. They find a rock pool and test it with a toe. It is full of small sea creatures. In a sudden frenzy Bertie eats all of them. They recline in the rock pool, full-tummied, satisfied, and smiling.
Bertie is back at the office, still dressed for the beach. They are no longer cooperating with the logic of the “ergonomic” chair. A coworker tells them their outfit is inappropriate. Bertie says, “I know.” They turn on their computer. The screen’s glow reflects off of their sunglasses.