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FUNNY BONES
Comedy Horror Shorts
(Various Countries, 96 min)
$55 PRIVATE ROOM IN A SAFE QUIET NEIGHBORHOOD
(US, 2024, 12 min)
Jennifer is crafty, from her handmade puppets and dioramas to her homespun plot to kill her husband by way of an Airbnb guest-turned-lover. Jennifer’s husband Brad might seem like a clueless dick, but he’s actually one step ahead of her.
Director: Lauren Norby
BATH BOMB
(Canada, 2024, 10 min)
A possessive doctor prepares an ostensibly romantic bath for his narcissistic boyfriend, but after an accusation of infidelity, things take a deeply disturbing turn.
Director: Colin G Cooper
BLOODY MARY
(US, 2024, 14 min)
After stuttering while ordering his favourite drink, Trevor gets more than he ordered.
Director: Drew Underwood
DAMN HANDY
(US, 2024, 18 min)
When Plumber Roger Clark visits the remote farmhouse of two murderous sisters, he'll need a trick up his sleeve to survive.
Director: Peter Filardi
THE FLACALTA EFFECT
(US, 2024, 8 min)
After a drug with anti-aging properties has apocalyptic consequences, two Black sisters fight for their lives—and looks—in this satirical take on toxic beauty culture.
Director: Rochée Jeffrey
GUSTI THE STRONG VS THE MERMAN
(Iceland, 2023, 9 min)
When a merman kidnaps two fisherman traditional Icelandic wrestler and monster slayer Gústi the strong comes to the rescue.
In Icelandic with English subtitles
Director: Gunnjón Gestsson
SUPERCRITICAL
(US, 2024, 7 min)
In a post-apocalyptic nuclear fallout shelter, a young scientist bothers their team leader with a series of progressively inane HR requests.
Director: John Osment
SWEATY LARRY
(US, 2024, 7 min)
Three curious young girls stumble upon an obscure urban legend and summon the infamous entity known as Sweaty Larry. They were warned...they were warned.
Director: Vanessa Ionta Wright
WHY DO THE PETS ALWAYS HAVE TO DIE?
(US, 2024, 11 min)
A group therapy session for all the animals who have survived horror films.
Director: Rollyn Stafford
SUPERCRITICAL
(US, 2024, 7 min)
In a post-apocalyptic nuclear fallout shelter, a young scientist bothers their team leader with a series of progressively inane HR requests.
Director Biography - John Osment
John Osment is a southern-born filmmaker with a lot of experience in a lot of different things. Coming from an art school program throughout his childhood leading to a multidisciplinary career, John has landed in the world of film. Commercial film, to be exact. Commercial work. Commercial editorial. With experience in editing, sound design, music composition, photography, and ancient Egyptian history, John has turned to directing his first short and plans for more (you have no choice.)
- Year2024
- Runtime7 minutes
- LanguageEnglish
- CountryUnited States
- PremiereNorth Carolina Premiere
- DirectorJohn Osment
- ScreenwriterJohn Osment
- ProducerJohn Osment, Hayley Ulmer
- CastMisha Brooks, Amanda Bruton, Derek Shetterly
- CinematographerAlexandra Bock
- EditorMichael Bryson
- Sound DesignT. Terressa Tate
FUNNY BONES
Comedy Horror Shorts
(Various Countries, 96 min)
$55 PRIVATE ROOM IN A SAFE QUIET NEIGHBORHOOD
(US, 2024, 12 min)
Jennifer is crafty, from her handmade puppets and dioramas to her homespun plot to kill her husband by way of an Airbnb guest-turned-lover. Jennifer’s husband Brad might seem like a clueless dick, but he’s actually one step ahead of her.
Director: Lauren Norby
BATH BOMB
(Canada, 2024, 10 min)
A possessive doctor prepares an ostensibly romantic bath for his narcissistic boyfriend, but after an accusation of infidelity, things take a deeply disturbing turn.
Director: Colin G Cooper
BLOODY MARY
(US, 2024, 14 min)
After stuttering while ordering his favourite drink, Trevor gets more than he ordered.
Director: Drew Underwood
DAMN HANDY
(US, 2024, 18 min)
When Plumber Roger Clark visits the remote farmhouse of two murderous sisters, he'll need a trick up his sleeve to survive.
Director: Peter Filardi
THE FLACALTA EFFECT
(US, 2024, 8 min)
After a drug with anti-aging properties has apocalyptic consequences, two Black sisters fight for their lives—and looks—in this satirical take on toxic beauty culture.
Director: Rochée Jeffrey
GUSTI THE STRONG VS THE MERMAN
(Iceland, 2023, 9 min)
When a merman kidnaps two fisherman traditional Icelandic wrestler and monster slayer Gústi the strong comes to the rescue.
In Icelandic with English subtitles
Director: Gunnjón Gestsson
SUPERCRITICAL
(US, 2024, 7 min)
In a post-apocalyptic nuclear fallout shelter, a young scientist bothers their team leader with a series of progressively inane HR requests.
Director: John Osment
SWEATY LARRY
(US, 2024, 7 min)
Three curious young girls stumble upon an obscure urban legend and summon the infamous entity known as Sweaty Larry. They were warned...they were warned.
Director: Vanessa Ionta Wright
WHY DO THE PETS ALWAYS HAVE TO DIE?
(US, 2024, 11 min)
A group therapy session for all the animals who have survived horror films.
Director: Rollyn Stafford
SUPERCRITICAL
(US, 2024, 7 min)
In a post-apocalyptic nuclear fallout shelter, a young scientist bothers their team leader with a series of progressively inane HR requests.
Director Biography - John Osment
John Osment is a southern-born filmmaker with a lot of experience in a lot of different things. Coming from an art school program throughout his childhood leading to a multidisciplinary career, John has landed in the world of film. Commercial film, to be exact. Commercial work. Commercial editorial. With experience in editing, sound design, music composition, photography, and ancient Egyptian history, John has turned to directing his first short and plans for more (you have no choice.)
- Year2024
- Runtime7 minutes
- LanguageEnglish
- CountryUnited States
- PremiereNorth Carolina Premiere
- DirectorJohn Osment
- ScreenwriterJohn Osment
- ProducerJohn Osment, Hayley Ulmer
- CastMisha Brooks, Amanda Bruton, Derek Shetterly
- CinematographerAlexandra Bock
- EditorMichael Bryson
- Sound DesignT. Terressa Tate